Monday, February 1, 2010

Bury Me with My Remote





What is it with boys and remotes???



This day should have gone something like this:
I promise to love you, cherish you, honor you.


And with this ring, I vow to watch UFC, Nitro Circus, and all other shows
during which people voluntarily maim, injure, and humiliate themselves
for sport or entertainment.


I also faithfully promise to watch any Burt Reynolds movies, and all modern Adam Sandler remakes of Burt Reynold movies.


And with this kiss, I promise to selflessly DVR all episodes of
Project Runway, Law & Order, and The Barefoot Contessa,
and watch them only when you are out of town.

Amen!

6 comments:

  1. lol. Nice! And I've missed you blogging, btw.

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  2. Oh my goodness, if i have to watch 1 more episode of Nitro Circus I might just fall over and die.

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  3. Which is worse...The Kardashians and Orange County Housewives or Nitro Circus? I wonder....
    Hessengirl

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  4. Gosh, Mom. I was obviously trying to conceal that I watch Kardashians and Housewives. That's why I mentioned respectable shows like Law&Order and Barefoot Contessa!

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  5. Please forgive me as I only watch Masterpiece Theater and 60 minutes. My bad.... :)
    Hessengirl

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  6. Jenni Daniels2/16/10, 3:49 PM

    I'm at work catching up on your blogs and laughing my rear off. The toilet lid one was the best! but the wedding vows revised was awesome too. I miss you!

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