Bury Me with My Remote

What is it with boys and remotes???


This day should have gone something like this:
I promise to love you, cherish you, honor you.


And with this ring, I vow to watch UFC, Nitro Circus, and all other shows
during which people voluntarily maim, injure, and humiliate themselves
for sport or entertainment.


I also faithfully promise to watch any Burt Reynolds movies, and all modern Adam Sandler remakes of Burt Reynold movies.


And with this kiss, I promise to selflessly DVR all episodes of
Project Runway, Law & Order, and The Barefoot Contessa,

and watch them only when you are out of town.

Amen!